Sunday, January 11, 2009

That Guy and the Other One

little kid just stood up on the couch, pulled his diaper down, backed his butt into my face, and said, "Bite my butt?" as he cracked up laughing.

As I swatted his butt away and told him how rude that was, Mr. Ashley looked at me and said, "He's "That" guy. You know "That" guy? The one at parties and stuff? That's him."

He's right. I've always known it, but that's the perfect way to describe it. I am raising "That" guy. I will be spending at least the next 16 years (probably more like 28) with "That" guy.

The kind of guy who will stick his naked ass in your face and laugh.

And we've already determined that Big Kid's life plan is to live with me and watch You Tube all day.

No wonder I've had a migraine for the last two days...

11 comments:

Stereos and Souffles said...

Thanks for the laugh this morning!!

Rae said...

OMG too funny!

I've been envisioning my boys futures too...it's a little scary and a lot funny!

hicktowndiva said...

I think it's hilarious...you're raising Niles Crain and "That Guy".

(of course, it wouldn't be as funny if the ass were in MY face..)

Jennifer said...

Thank you so much. I really, really needed a laugh today.

Think of it this way, you could be raising "that" girl like me. I mean, come on, NO one wants to raise that girl. Why do they think naked ass is funny?

GFCF Mommy Octopus AKA Hungry Mommy said...

OMG--That is fun-eeeee! I'm a first grade teacher and I've already taught "THAT GUY" about eight times in my ten-year teaching career. And let me tell you, they can be the most disruptive but MOST fun to teach. Seriously, they make my day and keep me going. Sometimes they can drive me cuckoo--but most times they bring a smile to my face.

I've also taught "THE OTHER ONE" and they also bring a smile to my face. Their seriousness and law-abiding selves make me wonder if they are that way at home as well. They also make me wish I was a little more like them :)

Holly said...

That is hilarious! I can relate - I, too, am raising "that guy"

Lyndsay said...

Totally under-freaking-stand. My teacher friend repeatedly tells me that Kate is so going to "that kid" ... just what every parent wants to hear, right?

Holly in Tampa said...

I married "That guy". It's been fun!

Melodie said...

If I actually die laughing, it will be all your fault.

Kimberly said...

Are you sure he's not sneaking out of his crib in the middle of the night to catch some of the porn channel? are there any questionable on-demand charges on your cable bill?

:) kooky boy

Carina the Blogarina said...

Hi!
First time visiting you blog - I am sure I'll be back. That picture of the cute kitten is horrible! LOL