Big Kid: Do you know how many people are on Twitter?
Ashley: No, lots.
Big Kid: Forty fousand, dat's how many.
Ashley: How do you know that?
Big Kid: I been watchin' da video about it.
Ashley: Wow, that's interesting. 40,000 is a lot of people.
Big Kid: Yeah, but I'm only followin' six. I want to be followin' lots and lots of peoples and you dest won't let me. You have a whole big square of people you follow but I can't make my own square of people to follow.
Ashley: I'm sorry.
Big Kid: No, you're not. You won't eben let me watch da You Tube anymore.
Ashley: Aww, you're so abused. I'm such a bad mom, you should run away.
Big Kid: I'm neber leaving, eber. I'm just gonna wait until I'm a grown up and den I'm gonna stay here wif you forever, but you'll have to let me watch You Tube and follow who I want on Twitter because I'll be all growned up.
Ashley: So you're going to be a grown up who lives with his mom and watches You Tube all day?
Big Kid: Yep.
Ashley: Great. It's good to have goals.