Thursday, January 1, 2009

Big Kid's Future

Big Kid: Do you know how many people are on Twitter?

Ashley: No, lots.

Big Kid: Forty fousand, dat's how many.

Ashley: How do you know that?

Big Kid: I been watchin' da video about it.

Ashley: Wow, that's interesting. 40,000 is a lot of people.

Big Kid: Yeah, but I'm only followin' six. I want to be followin' lots and lots of peoples and you dest won't let me. You have a whole big square of people you follow but I can't make my own square of people to follow.

Ashley: I'm sorry.

Big Kid: No, you're not. You won't eben let me watch da You Tube anymore.

Ashley: Aww, you're so abused. I'm such a bad mom, you should run away.

Big Kid: I'm neber leaving, eber. I'm just gonna wait until I'm a grown up and den I'm gonna stay here wif you forever, but you'll have to let me watch You Tube and follow who I want on Twitter because I'll be all growned up.

Ashley: So you're going to be a grown up who lives with his mom and watches You Tube all day?

Big Kid: Yep.

Ashley: Great. It's good to have goals.

8 comments:

Misadventurous Mommy said...

This is too cute and I swear it sounds exactly like my 6 year old. She tells me every day that she's going to live with me forever, even when she's married...hopefully that's one they'll change their minds on as they get older...lol.

Mom Taxi Julie said...

LOL that's just too funny!

Jennifer said...

I love this. It sounds EXACTLY like conversations I have with the Baby Girl. Only I won't her be on twitter. I have a hard enough time with strangers in real life. She does not need another outlet for that. LOL

Shannie said...

Sounds like one of my mom's neighbor's sons... Just don't let BK stare out of the window at all the passersby while picking his nose wearing only a tank top undershirt and boxers, okay? Put the computer away from the french doors...

Preppy Pink Crocodile said...

As usual you have me laughing out loud!!

Cara said...

OMG that is too funny.

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Damn, even when you kick them to the curb-they still won't leave!

Deb said...

Soo... his goal is to be my brother? My OLDER brother, I might add (I'm 39, and I won't say his age. 45.) Lucky you, Ashley.