Monday, January 26, 2009

WTF?


Words aren't really even necessary.

26 comments:

Tara said...

Wow, nice mom jeans, Jess!

Kimberly said...

You know what, I thought that was Britney at first.

Lord please let that not be the new trend. I will have to kill myself.

Funny in my mind said...

Why would you purposely try to look awful?

cw2smom said...

That poor young woman! She must be in post-partum depression to think those are right! They are sooo wrong and I am 55 years old! LOL! Lisa

Jennifer said...

You know, if those things make her look heavy, what would they look like on a normal sized person?

jennyandcompany said...

gag. those things make her look like 30lbs heavier.

Lipstick said...

Seriously-how does someone who is so fit find clothes that make her look so fat.

KelsyC said...

So glad you posted that pic... I was gonna post it... yeah, wow, just... wow.

Diva Ma said...

Ew. The jeans, the belt. Is that a baby bump?

Jamie said...

Oh my god, please tell me that picture was photoshopped. That is the one of the ugliest damn outfits I've ever seen. YUCK!

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

Yeah, um, she's been enjoying the BBQ ribs a bit too much. And thiswas at a local Chili Cook-Off. You know she ate everything in sight!

Holly in Tampa said...

Wow....those are bad. I don't feel nearly as bad about my post-partum pooch now. Apparently chili cookoffs aren't worth getting dressed up for.

carla said...

Eww-and the leopard print belt-WTF? Can she not afford a "wardrobe helper" (what are they called)? Obviously I'm not one to judge. LOL

jenn said...

I'm feeling very secure about my choice of jeans right now.

Sassy Cass said...

Oh my lawd! Time to fire the stylist...

Allyson and Dave said...

That is just wrong...does she want to look fat??? Maybe the designer paid her to wear that.

Ms. Attitude said...

What the hell?

Shannie said...

Ashley, Ashley, Ashley. The jealously simply has to stop, my friend. ;)

Alexis said...

That has to be the most unflattering pair of pants ever. And they look like they might cause a yeast infection.

barbie said...

ok, i saw this yesterday and was thinking -- who forgot to approve her before she walked out the door.

A) when did she get fat, yes, I said it, FAT I know I'm not one to talk, but that just gives me the right to say it, i am fat, i know fat!

B) someone call Rachel Zoe, see if she has an opening for a new client

Deb said...

Whoa. It's not just unflattering clothes. She has arm flab. She is really young for arm flab.

Anniebanannie said...

"Everything's bigger in Texas."

Ceci said...

@Anniebanannie Bwahahahahaha!
heheheheeh.
Hee..

You know I used to have a pair of jueans with pockets like that and they made me look JUST as bad.
...
or perhaps the problem was that I was trying to fit into them and they were my little sister's jeans...
Jessica, give Ashley back her jeans!

Alexis said...

And can we talk about the fact that she was working a chili cook-off when this picture was taken? How sad! She should fire daddy as her manager.

Kimberly said...

... heard today that sister Ashley is all pissed off about the flack size 2 sister Jessica is getting.

If she is a size 2, I'm a size -000

Melodie said...

I can't find the words, either. Eww!