Mr. Ashley: You kids are going to bed in five minutes.
Big Kid: I don't wanna go to bed, dad, you're dest jealous.
Ashley: (in disbelief) Did he just say you're jealous?
Big Kid: Yep. He's dest jealous 'cuz I'm awesome.
Ashley and Mr. Ashley together: (hysterical laughter)
Big Kid: Don't laugh, guys. I am awesome. Dat's why he's so jealous.
Mr. Ashley: Uh, yeah. Go brush your teeth. You're going to bed.