I'd also like it if we could bring back the "big hips" look from old movies. Grace, Warbucks' secretary, is 300x sexier than the rails we worship nowadays, and those skirts that showed off the hips and were all twirly at the bottom were awesome.
A lot more of us would look pretty damn good if we could bring this look back. It would be easier than starving ourselves. I look as good as Marilyn in that second picture (if you cover up her head. My ass is even a little smaller...)
Also, let's stop with the fake boobs. I'm tired of feeling like a sack of flab because my breasts don't stick to the front of my chest like two halves of a grapefruit, never moving. I hate that "surgically enhanced" is becoming the new norm. Let's quit that.
I've got tons of work to do because I demanded a whole family vacation before my dad starts chemo, and everyone else agreed (after some insisting from me), so I'm out of here on Sunday for 5 days of innertubing.
It would be extra awesome if we could have the big hips and saggy boobs movement in place by then, so you all get working on that.