Today is my birthday!
All I want for my birthday is a full time, live in nanny, but if you're unable to provide that, I'd be very happy if you'd vote for me in Divine Caroline's Love this Blog contest. I could win $250, which I would consider letting you all help me choose how to spend. Wouldn't it be fun for all of us if I won $250? Yes, I think it would be. You have to register, but they just ask for your email and a password. Super easy. Way less typing than I do for you all.
Then there's that Hottest Mommy Blogger award I've been coveting. I don't really love the whole contests-not-for-cash-prizes thing, mostly because I try not to bug you all for a bunch of stuff, but it's good for the closet for us to do this sort of thing. Maybe one day I'll get rich and famous and can drink boxes of wine and blog for you all day. You would love more drunken blogging, you know you would. You can get to the other bloggers choice awards I'm nominated for from there, and you may as well vote for those. I'm up for most obnoxious blogger too, but I don't think I could win it because there are way more obnoxious bloggers out there. I'll take it if I could get it though, so feel free. Bloggers Choice Awards is slightly more of a pain because you have to register (quickly!) but then click a confirmation link in your email. So, nothing that would kill you or anything. Think of it as penance for all of the comments you didn't leave this year.
Drinking more is actually a big part of my 31st year plan, so you may get more drunken blogging regardless but I'd still love it if you voted!