Wednesday, August 29, 2007

Closing Down the Titty Bar

Offensive photo to follow. Cover the eyes of your husbands and sons. Protect your children from such wickedness.

(I know anything I post today will be anti-climatic compared to the drama of the weekend, but I figured maybe seeing my boob would excite some of you a little. Sorry, it's all I got.)
Well it really does suck to be the little kid this week. He didn't get to go to Hooters on his birthday, hHe didn't win the photowow prize, and the titty bar has shut its doors (mommy is sick of having to wake up every morning).

I would probably keep it going at least at night, but he likes to switch back and forth and he's really loud about it and I'm just over it. So tonight (read: any minute now) I'll be enjoying a nice bottle of wine. Not that breastfeeding kept me from drinking, but it kept me from drinking the whole bottle.

I accidentally had a productive day. I went grocery shopping (Why can't I get out of that place for less than $175?) and then I came home to discover that my internet was down. Oh boy was I pissed. I suspected that Mr. Ashley had done this on purpose and he was going to catch hell when he got home.

I didn't want to clean the house because I didn't want to validate his often spoken theory that if I had no internet I would get more done. My counter argument (and the truth) being that I'd probably just read more books or find another way to spend the time. However, there was really nothing else to do so I cleaned the whole house. Well, not the whole house but I did clean up quite a bit.

Finally, I could stay away no longer and thought I would make a list or play solitaire or do something with my computer and it turns out that my internet was just fine, the page I had gone to must have had a problem. What a waste of a freaking day.

11 comments:

Jodi said...

Thank you for your beautiful boob. It made my day.
Suck it up, Little Kid....errrrr.. I guess that's the wrong expression to use in this instance, eh?

Anonymous said...

Hasn't he had teeth for awhile? How was that working out?

Traci said...

I too, have been thinking about shutting down the titty bar but we're just not ready..
Good luck, let me know how it goes..

And thanks for posting a pic of your bosom.. I needed a little 'something' today ;)

lyndakay916 said...

Hey, you're the one who keeps posting pictures of your boobs..I can stare if I want to...

QueenMother said...

Aww...yes. I was rather happy to close down the politician's titty bar-the tips sucked. Mr QM is a much better tipper and keeps me flush in shoes.

Anonymous said...

TOO funny, congrats on the boobs belonging to you again. My hubby is also conviced I could do so much with my time (like clean the house) now that the oldest is in Kindergarten and from 12-2ish I am on my own while little one sleeps.

Joy

Anonymous said...

BTW the sticker on his head ROTFLMAO!!

Joy

Deb said...

Congratulations! Now you're not only a selfish, attention-loving weiner gobbler, but you're a member of the Big Weaner club!

mlatulip said...

I knew you'd last longer than his first birthday. I win. :)

Ashley said...

By 5 days, you cow. I even thought of you on his first birthday and remembered I'd better quit soon just to prove you wrong.

Renee said...

Lol at the Weaner Club, Deb. That looks like a cute shirt you're wearing, Ashley.