Monday, August 27, 2007

I Pity The Fool...

...that fucks with my momma.





The contest ends tomorrow at 1:00pm (ETA: I guess that is 1pm Pacific, so 4:00pm Eastern time). So keep voting...Entrant 47860...and start thinking of all of the embarrassing things you want to ask me on question day! Don't worry, soon we'll get back to me posting pictures of my kid's lunch and bitching about how tired I am. Mr. Ashley has banned day time naps. He really did. We may have to take him down next.

15 comments:

Renee said...

As a SAHM of 4 young children (ages 5, 3, 2, and 1) who just woke up from a luxurious 2-hour afternoon nap, I will say that Mr. Ashley is wrong wrong wrong about this new ban. Afternoon naps are critical to our sanity! How else are we supposed to stay up until 1 or 2 AM chatting with our online friends? Sheesh.

-The Renee

PS If you are new here and don't know who I am, please go back and read some of the July blog entries. I want to be famous like Ashley!

Lisa said...

There you go! I voted! I read your blog because you have a great narration! You rock! Thanks for the great writing!

hicktowndiva said...

No naps? How sad is that! Well, I voted for the little kid on two separate computers...I hope he's winning!

Traci said...

Go LK, Go!

And WTF is Mr. Ashley thinking?? Take him down, Ash.. take him down..

And that picture is so cute!

Monogram Momma said...

I completely "second" The Renee. Mr. Ashley does not know how important the afternoon nap is for the SAHM.

Tell him that because he's forcing you to give up your afternoon naps, you're afraid you're going to have to give up sex. Fair is fair after all!

Cake said...

He BANNED naps?!?!?! I hope you made him sign a pre-nup ;) I "pity the fool" that messes with my sleep.

I heart that shirt, your kids are supercute!

I'll be in the computer lab tomorrow, which has at least 20 PCs. And congrats on your stats!

Kristen

atlanta social said...

I am not a mom. But I have been obsessively reading this saga and voting from every computer available. AND read those crazy Babycenter boards.

I love some drama. And I hope you win.

mlatulip said...

Yes... No Naps = No Weiner Gobbling. He cannot ruin your newly found nickname. Not now. Not E.V.E.R. NEVER!

ali said...

wow that is harsh no daytime naps?
stop the insanity

gretchen said...

Mr. Ashley has clearly recently sustained much brain damage. There can be no other explanation.

Nic said...

No daytime naps? Mr Ashley has obviously been co-opted by 'them' and plans to torture you using sleep deprivation.

As an aside, sleeping doesn't count as a nap if it is induced by medication (atavan, vicodin... etc.)

Deb said...

I think it's time to break out all that Mr. Ashley material you've been sitting on for so long.

The Little Kid is getting 10's across the board from me. I've never voted so much in this stupid contest before, but I consider it my duty as a relatively sane mother to make those 'tards pay.

Jenn said...

Banned daytime naps?

What's next?

Being awoken at 4:30 to the sound of a bugle and having to run a race course?

Hitler youth apparel?

Egads. Mr. Ashley might want to sleep with one eye open....

Suburban Magnolia said...

I voted a Big 10!!!

Anonymous said...

GO KID GO!! I just asked about 26 friends to vote for him. haha.