Self, just because Walmart has ginormous bags of Twizzlers and Nibs on sale for 2 for $2, doesn't mean you have to buy them. Particularly because you are the only one in the house who will eat them and because you will eat one large bag within 24 hours.
Remember that diet you started last Monday? No? I didn't think so. Go put a bathing suit on and look in the mirror, you'll remember and probably even lose your appetite.