So I have composed a victory letter, because I know you all love to hate them, so they deserve one more moment in the spotlight.
Dear Grow Some Balls, her Bible Thumping Friend & their Henchmen,
I never thought I'd say this, but I just wanted to send you "ladies"
I just wanted to point out that you totally fucked your friend. She probably could have won it, but because of a little help from her "friends", she ended up in 10th place. I remember how you guys kept saying "Let the cutest baby" win...and that baby that won was pretty damn cute. So by your own reasoning, would that make your friend's baby the 10th cutest?
Let's face it, everyone is so over the Photowow thing. Normal people who aren’t involved just aren’t willing to put out as much effort as us crazy moms are. However, normal people who aren’t involved LOVE drama and by creating so much of it and playing your villain roles so wonderfully, you generated tons of interest and made people want to rally together (past tense is rallied, btw, not rallyed, keep that in mind for future love letters) and help me.
One last thing before I go, because frankly, your 15 minutes of fame is up. Bible Thumper, I got you a card:
Thanks so much for the drama and the laughs, it's about all you're good for. Also, thanks for the virtual fame and fortune. I feel pretty lucky to have such great readers and friends.