Thursday, August 30, 2007

Speaking of Asses

Britney, where the hell are your pants? You have been fucking whack job crazy lately but this is an all time low (or high? You must be high). YOU LEFT YOUR HOUSE WITH NO PANTS ON. I have a lot to say to you actually and have been composing a letter for quite some time, but you're obviously insane and I doubt you can read, so I won't waste my time.

You know you're losing those kids right? A chimpanzee could care for them better than you could. And Kevin is almost as smart as a chimpanzee.

Your poor mother. Your poor children. Your poor manager. Your poor career.

8 comments:

mlatulip said...

I saw that yesterday & was, like, wtf are you thinking, girlfriend? She is of her motherfucking rocker. Britney=fucktard, for sure.

Debbie said...

Any reference to chimps makes me laugh.

I do dig Brit's blouse, though.

Renee said...

She is an ass.

lyndakay916 said...

Not that she's a total heffer or anything but I would say if you are going to be so daring as to wear a blouse without putting pants on, at least make sure your thighs are in good enough shape that they don't touch..

Burrus Boys said...

Poor Britney is obviously mentally ill and SERIOUSLY in need of medication and/or hospitalization. At this point, it's just not even funny. I really feel like a voyeur into someone's sickness now.

ali said...

Its one thing if you have the worlds greatest ass, but another to have your flab and cellulite out there for the world to see. Somebody needs to help that girl

Heather said...

has there ever been a celebrity who was a bigger embarrassment than this piece of swamp trash?

Lotta said...

She is just nuts. I've heard that when you get into crack you lose your mind. Maybe that's what happened?