Friday, November 28, 2008

Techno-Difficulties

Big Kid keeps singing these two techno songs. I can't tell you which two because I don't understand any of the words, but both are pretty popular right now.

We've heard them coming from his computer and he's been singing one of them for hours now. Mr. Ashley just politely asked him to stop and he said:

"I dest can't stop."

Mr. Ashley: Why not?

Big Kid: Because...I can't say dat word. It's a word kids can't say.

Ashley: What word? Something in the song?

Big Kid: I could whisper it.

Ashley: Okay.

Big Kid: (in a whisper) Fweakin'.

Ashley: Freaking? Is that part of the song?

Big Kid: No, I dest can't stop singin' it 'cuz her voice is so fweakin' bootiful. 'Cept I'm not sposed to say fweakin.'

Mr. Ashley: Yes, don't say that again and please knock it off with that song. At least for tonight.

Big Kid: I couldn't say it any udder way. See's dat good.

10 comments:

Piece o' Coconut Cake said...

He's so fweakin' hilawious!

Renee said...

LOL - that is too funny! Fweakin'. I love that kid. David loves to say stupid - he pronounces it toopid though.
David: Toopid is a bad word, Mommy.
Me: Yes it is. Don't say that. That's a bad word.
David: Yeah. Toopid is a bad word. Toopid toopid toopid. Dat's a bad word, Mommy.

Little booger.

Katie Says So said...

haha!!! what a fweakin cutie!!!!

Ami said...

LOL! I fweakin' love these stories!

Mamalicious said...

I wish I knew what song he's singin'!

Michelle said...

Hilarious! I love big kid stories!

Desiree said...

That Big Kid fweakin cracks me up! And your little kid is such a cutie, I can see why you put up with his shenanigans.

Maggie said...

BK has a computer of his own already? Good luck keeping up with his technology demands later!

Melodie said...

Too freaking cute!

Anonymous said...

I really want to know what song he is singing... does it start off with "red wine" and then go, "doo doo, doo, just dance, dance." Because thats the only popular techno song I can think of with a fweaking bootiful girls voice.