Mr. Ashley: No, little kid, you didn't eat any dinner, you don't get sherbert.
little kid: Waaaaaaah, waaaaaaaah. Noooooooooooo.
Big Kid: Dat's right, bitz. No serbert for you.
(Mr. Ashley and I look at each other in unbelieving shock and horror)
Mr. Ashley: What did you say, Big Kid?
Big Kid: I said, 'Dat's right, bitz, no serbert for you!'
Mr. Ashley: Bits? With an 's' on the end?
Big Kid: No, a "c-h" blend on the end. Phonogram would be "Ca, cee, Cha" (with accompanying hand movements) Bitz. Kinda like "betcha" but no "ah" at the end and an "i" instead of an "e".
(Me trying not to laugh, Mr. Ashley still in complete shock and horror)
Mr. Ashley: Don't ever say that again.
Big Kid: What, bitz? I can't call him a bitz? It's dest like "betcha".
Mr. Ashley: No, no, you can't. Don't ever say it again...(to me) Stop laughing and don't you dare write about this.