So did I tell you all that the Jews have welcomed us into their highly esteemed pre-k institution? Well, they did. The Ashleys are honorary Jews now.
And now I'm freaking the fuck out. I'm just going to drop the Big Kid off at the Temple THREE days a week for FIVE hours a day?? He can barely pull his pants up. He can't wipe his butt. Other people have a hard time understanding him. HE IS STILL MY BABY!!!!!
This can't be happening. We're making a terrible mistake, sending him out into the world. I know, at least he's not with the Baptists or God forbid, the Catholics, but still. Can I trust the Jews? They seem nice and all, but still. I just don't know. I don't know about this at all.
Heaven help us.