OMG, I have been so busy. Busy, busy, busy. I saw Suburban Magnolia complaining that I haven't posted in three days, so I need to point out that I only took yesterday off. I feel very guilty even taking a weekend day off and I did post two times on Monday, so no one should be feeling neglected. You all are way more important than "real life" and always will be (sometimes it's just hard to convince "real life" of that).
Tuesday I met up with The Renee and my friend LK at a big indoor play place here and the kids all ran around and had a blast. Nothing too exciting happened there, although there was one Angelina Jolie look-alike whose boobs were falling out of her shirt (and they were nice, it was hard not to look) so that was discussed at length.
I live in an area where the majority of the population who aren't senior citizens are hot (and some of the seniors are too). There are more cute moms than you could shake a stick at, I could never hope to keep up with their cuteness. We go on vacation to other states and are shocked at the lack of good looking people. I think lots of money makes people cuter. I need to get me some.
So then Tuesday night I had a mom's night out with my playgroup at a coffee/wine bar. Guess which one I drank? You'll never guess. My girl crush was there!! And she sat next to me!! And she told me I looked nice and that my hair is pretty!! LK was there and totally understands why I'm smitten.
The bartender gave me a free glass of wine because he said he hadn't filled mine up high enough...I like that A LOT.
I HAVE A LOT MORE TO SAY BUT THE LITTLE KID IS WAKING UP FROM HIS 10 MINUTE NAP AND THE BIG KID HAS BEEN TALKING NON-STOP FOR A FUCKING HOUR NOW. SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT. I AM TIRED, I NEED QUIET TIME, I'M READY TO HAVE A FUCKING HISSY FIT.
you're going to have a hissy fit?! I don't think so. I am having a full blown major one myself...you have another girl crush? that' bs right there. I suppose I better up the cuteness factor over here...damn
My husband and I had that very same conversation about rich people being better looking while on vacation. My theory is they have more money to fulfill their potential.
Oh yeah... it's amazing what a little money can do for you... Fucktards..
My hair dresser it freakin' smoking hot and I walk in there feeling like a piece of shit. $60.00 later, I am feeling a little better about myself and my life..
Clemsongirl- she's ALWAYS talking about her girl crush.. ya just have to deal with it but I know the hell that is listening to it.. dreaming it was you..
"I think lots of money makes people cuter. I need to get me some."
I may have just snorted. I wholeheartedly agree. Why isn't that money tree growing yet? I frigging water the thing daily!
I agree with the money=cuteness factor.
I grew up on Long Island where this is clearly evident.
However, here in DC, you will find the city that is the exception to the rule. I have this fun little game I play with myself on the metro, where I pick out all the ugly things people are wearing.
I so understand how you feel. I'm pretty sure I need medication at this point, but I'm afraid it would make me be nice all the time. Where's the fun in that?
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