Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Public Service Announcement

Chewing gum is tacky. Blowing bubbles, snapping your gum and chewing noisily in public is a slap-able offense. Now I know you gum lovers are thinking, "Not when I do it. I look sophisticated when chewing gum, plus my breath smells good!" Wrong.

If you must, do it in your car. Chewing gum in public makes you look trashy, think Britney Spears. Do you want to be like Britney Spears? If so, quit reading and take me off of your favorites list. NO ONE should want to be like Britney.

I'm just trying to help. Have a Tic Tac instead.

6 comments:

Jenn said...

Yikes.

Seriously? The fact that I can make about 50 snaps with my gum in one try is not impressive?

That could explain a few things about my life.

Why there are Hubba-Bubba wrappers on my nightstand, but no hubba wrapped around me.

Go buy some Tic-Tac stock.

Buttercup said...

When my Husband chews gum I want to slap him! He is on a new diet technique that requires gum chewing and I am going BONKERS! I will admit the chewing of strangers does not faze me in the least...however Hubby sends me every time he snaps or smacks!

Mel said...

"Gum chewers put the ass in class" Okay, I actually shrieked with laughter on this one. So, what made you all mad at gum chewers today anyway??

Kate said...

Ashley - I stalked your blog for a while thanks to hovering on the outskirts of the Aug 06 board at BBC and I think I want to be you when I grow up...You've inspired me to create a blog and I was just wondering if I could link your blog on mine? eastcoastgirlinthemidwest.blogspot.com

Rebecca said...

Hilarious! I also can not stand gum, people chewing gum, and particularly finding already been chewed gum!

Buford Betty said...

Totally agree!!!