Okay, the little kid finally went down for a nap and I gave the big kid a Go-gurt (Good mom tip: put them in the freezer and call them popsicles) and things are quiet.
I don't know what the hell is up with the little kid today, he has been nothing but a whiner. He even whined at Chick-Fil-A and he never whines there. He just acts totally pissed off at me, which really just pisses me off. I thought after taking them to Tumble Time and Chick-Fil-A to play (while I got to sit and talk to my friends uninterrupted, the Girl Crush, The Renee & LK were all there) they would be tired or at least quiet. No such luck.
The little kid also seems to have a total death wish. He NEVER plays with toys. He NEVER entertains himself. Every time I look at him he's trying to pull a lamp over, poke his eye out with a pen, put something in the only uncovered socket in the house, eat change, drown in the dog water bowl, push the buttons on the tv...it is totally exhausting to keep up with him. He's really fast and knows when he's about to get caught because he hauls ass with a delighted squeal and a smile of satisfaction on his fat little face. He also enjoys pulling the plug out of my laptop, which is having major plug problems as it is. I put his ass in time out for that today. I have had it with him.
So anyway, as I was saying, I've really been whooping it up lately. Last night was really fun and I even got a chance to announce to all of the important members of my moms group that the Girl Crush is mine and that I brought her to them and that they can hang out with her but she's my friend first and foremost and that they'd best not forget it. I hope that clears things up, because I was not comfortable with the way everyone lit up when she walked into the room.
By the time this week is over, I will probably have left the house every single day. Totally unheard of. I'm really behind on emails, comments and reading other people's blogs and I kind of miss sitting on my ass online, but it has been a fun week. The next few weeks are going to be hard for you and me both, my blogger friends. Not only do I have a jam packed schedule, I am supposed to go on a long weekend vacation with extended family. That should make for some great tales though, so stay tuned. Just remember, I may not always be here, but I am always thinking of you.
The house is a wreck but I'm so tired from running around I don't want to clean it (Do I ever want to clean it? No, no I don't). Tomorrow I have a hair appointment (YAY!!! THREE hours of uninterrupted ME TIME + pretty hair) and I'm going to try to go see the sunset with The Renee. The Renee and I are also going to decorate pimp chalices at some point while she's here, I'll be sure to post pictures of that.
The Big Kid is singing the Spongebob Squarepants theme song. How high was the person who came up with that? I want what he's having.