Friday, July 13, 2007

Dear Nicole Ritchie's Fetus,

Sucks to be you! Sorry 'bout your luck. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you kiddo.

Sincerely,
Ashley

P.S. As a consolation, it could be worse. At least you're not Jayden James or Sean Preston or even worse, Prince Michael Jackson Jr./Paris Michael Katherine Jackson/Prince Michael Jackson II. Lord help you all and bless your sad little hearts.

2 comments:

Deb said...

Amen.

jennifer said...

So sad how this list could go on and on...Bobbi Brown, Courtney Love's kid, etc.

Omg...I didn't know that Michael Jackson's daughter has "Michael" as part of her name...those kids definitely come from a long line of dysfunctional family affairs, not to mention the utter sickness of their father.

Btw, did you read that Nicole Richie will be marrying her bf because she has "family values like that" and all...HA!