Thursday, October 11, 2007

I Heart Jews--UPDATE

Someone on one of the parenting forums I (shamefully) belong to is under the impression that I am anti-Semitic. I thought now would be a good time to reiterate how I feel about the Jews:

I, Ashley,
*Send my child to Jewish pre-k at a Temple
*Love the Temple
*Think they are all nice
*Marvel at the high percentage of thin Jews
*Envy the holidays
*Think the history and culture are fascinating
*Admire the way they care for Big Kid
*Am impressed with the things they teach him
*Get annoyed by the no pork or meat & dairy combo rules, it stifles my Bento boxes
*Question the insane cost of tuition
*Am unable to decipher the Hebrew Big Kid learns
*Enjoy the Shabbat Shalom song they taught him

So, I think this should adequately settle the matter. I love the Jews. We don't agree on everything (such as what makes a good sandwich), but we have a really good thing going.


clemsongirlandthecoach said...

I heart methodists, does that count?

Sasha said...

You've got to be kidding- did I miss some good BB popcorn (or cookie?) today? Holy hell- I knew there was a reason I didn't want to be in that super-boring meeting today. Point me in the right direction.....

Anonymous said...

Did you see what evil girl Coulter said about the Jews? You got nothing on her babe!

ps. So you don't need to go look she said they need "perfecting" by finding Jesus.

pss. I want everyone to find Jesus but not in an (evil) Anne Coulter way but in a "I just want everyone to be happy way but you are fine just how you and don't go changing to try and please me kinda way."

Baptisty Buttercup

Anonymous said...

I'm a weiner gobbler enabler and proud of it. Like you said, at least you're an equal opportunity offender.

Don't ever censor yourself, or I'll make picket signs ;)