I have to add that I really like the increased comment activity around here. Did you see all of the comments on the milk post? Holy Cow. Half of them were from The Renee, but still. Speaking of The Renee, she pointed out that Udder is spelled incorrectly in the cow photo, super duper smarty pants that she is. I swear I knew that. I was testing you all and The Renee passed. Yep, definitely just testing you all. (Honestly I was too distracted by the cow's weird arms. Whoever did that could've done a better job IMO and the spelling just proves that).
Anymoo, I love the comments. Seeing them all lined up in my email box is like Christmas morning. Also, y'all some funny bitches. So keep them coming, it definitely brightens my day and I think it makes it more fun around here for everyone.
One more thing because I keep forgetting to ask you guys. I want to make Big Kid a trick or treat tote bag that says "Surrender the Booty" but Mr. Ashley thinks it is inappropriate for Hallelujah night. I don't think the Baptists are pervs like that, he IS going as a pirate. I could see if he was dressed like a disco pimp or Colin Farrell or something, but that should be fine right?
I'm going to make little kid one that says "little kid wants a cracker" since he's going as a parrot. Do you know it is virtually impossible to find a red long sleeved hoodie without Osh Kosh, Baby Gap or FUBU scrawled across the chest or Elmo on the sleeves? I'm hoping he'll keep a ski cap on and I can make the parrot head on that, but there's certainly no guarantee of that happening.
Also (I know, this is getting long), I want the little kid to have bird feet. I told this to Mr. Ashley earlier and he said, "and why would you want him to have bird feet??" because I guess he's not thinking Halloween 24/7. My original idea was to find bedroom slippers and cover them with scaly fabric and somehow make bird toenails but then I was thinking I could just have little yellow booties that would fit over shoes and have toenails on those. The problem is I cannot sew. I can Heat Bond. Well, I've done it once. I do have a sewing machine. Is this beyond my capabilities? If so, tell me like it is. I'm guessing elastic would be involved, and that's what scares me.
Maybe I should just stick with the bedroom slipper idea.