Some highlights from today's keyword analysis:
What does Ashley have on her calendar for Thursday--Fresh Prince of Bel Air schedule
I need to poop
Pinch penis hold pee really bad
I want to be regressed back to babyhood by my mommy
Do I attract some weirdos or what?? Good golly. Do you think these people that found me through these weird google searches read my post on google searches today and knew that I was going to know that they're googling about pinching their pee-pee or loving their mommy in a weird way??