Friday, October 19, 2007

What Grown Ups Do

Big Kid: I need to get in da waundry woom.

Ashley: No, I put up the baby gate so little kid can't go in there.

Big Kid: I hafta get in dere dough, I hafta get some cweaners.

Ashley: Why do you need cleaners?

Big Kid: Because dat's what you do when you are a gwown up. You use cweaners and do you know how you know when you are a gwown up?

Ashley: How?

Big Kid: When you can say "Oh God Man" and stuff wike dat. Because kids can't say dat. I twied to say dat a coupla times and I cannot because I'm just a kid.

7 comments:

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

wanna trade?

Jennifer said...

He may be onto something there. I'm surrounded by cleaners. Cleaners and booze. I think I just drank lysol.

Kerry said...

the way you "talk" for your son is priceless!! I love it! I love especially tonight as I babysit for a friend who's son - although 8 has a speach thing. He just said to me that he was afriad he was going to get a "tramp" if he sat on his legs... I had NO idea what he was saying! He was trying to tell me he was going to get a CRAMP! And his mother swears up and down he has no speach issues.... at 8... I think he might!

Deb said...

That explains why I've never grown up. I have a cleaning lady.

Sasha said...

Yeah, no cleaning for me. It was either that or feed my fam, and they chose food and clean clothes (I actually like doing laundry!). Then Mr. Sasha found a housekeeper...

~Gretchen~ said...

What else has he tried to say and can't? Ash, what the heck are you teaching this kid?

Buford Betty said...

hahahhahha - TOO funny!