Friday, October 19, 2007

Dear Kim Kardashian,

Who are you? I keep seeing you in magazines and on The Superficial, mostly about your big ass and some sex tape you made.

How bored are we as a country if we're even noticing you? What have you done that merits walking down the red carpet and attracting paparazzi?

I am not a fan of this "Rich kids being famous because their parents have money" trend going on lately. Paris and Nikki were bad enough and don't even get me started on all of those brats on The Hills. Blah. At least Nicole Ritchie's dad is famous, but that's even a stretch.

We do not need you celebutards taking up our time and the precious space in rag mags and gossip blogs. If the paparazzi weren't bothering with you turds we might see more shots of Matthew McConaughey without a shirt or perhaps we could finally get down to the bottom of this whole thing with Tom Cruise. How/Why/When did he get so weird?

I won't be watching your reality show and will probably never solve the mystery of why you're famous to begin with, because I really don't care that much. I predict you'll get fat and in a year (maybe a year and a half) no one will even remember that you exist.

Yours Truly,


Anonymous said...

I'm a lurker from BH at BBC, and I just started reading your blog the other day...and, I finally have to comment, that I totally agree with you about "celebutards!!" I thought I was the only one who doesn't know who the heck this chick is! Anyways, I love your blog, you are hee-larious!

Deb said...

Her ass fascinates me. Not enough to watch the show, but enough to look at every single picture of her at EOnline. I just keep thinking, "It CAN'T be THAT big!"

Misty said...

Isn't she the "lead" pussy cat dolls... Is she the one who had the sex tape with Brandy's brother? If this is her.. I need to quit reading perezhilton and pick up a book. lol

Essential Amy said...

Isn't she one of the four horsemen of the apocolypse?

Smoochiefrog said...

Well, Misty is wrong as she's not the lead of the PCD (don't ask how I know that one). I don't have any clue who she is other than that though except she's Bruce Jenner's step-daughter (according to TMZ). Not that that helps.

Misty said...

After I put that... i realized it's Nicole.. i think... they both have big booties... lol

Anonymous said...

My husband came across her reality show the other day. Of course he recognized Bruce Jenner, but was puzzled as to who the rest of them were, and why they had a show. I said, "Well, see the one on the left who doesn't look just like that wrestler Chynna ? She used to hang out with Paris and made a sex tape with Moesha's little Brother. How sad that I know this."
Needless to say, we didn't watch it.

Poor Khloe. Doesn't she look just like Chynna?

Anonymous said...

UGh...she and Brody Jenner should have babies. Then, we could have a show about the UGLIEST babies in the world!!!