Friday, June 22, 2007

Boys Are From Mars


Gleanings from a 10 minute phone conversation between the Big Kid and his girlfriend about our boat trip tomorrow (she talked 9 minutes out of 10). He was sitting naked in the dry bathtub (I have no idea why. I'm just setting the scene for you all)


Emawee: Hello Big Kid? Hi Big Kid!

Big Kid: Hi Emawee.

Emawee: Big Kid, tomorrow is Saturday and we're going to go on the boat. You and me and we'll swim and play on the island and it's going to be so much fun. Isn't it going to be so much fun? Isn't it?

Big Kid: Yeah

Emawee: Are you excited, Big Kid? Are you excited? Because I'm really excited because it will be so much fun. I love to go on the boat. Are you excited too?

Big Kid: Yeah

Emawee: Big Kid, do you love me? Do you love me, Big Kid?

Big Kid: Yeah

Emawee: Tell me that you love me, Big Kid-y.

Big Kid: I wuv you, Emawee.

(undecipherable)

Big Kid: (louder) I wuv you, Emawee.

Emawee: I love you too. Do you love my sister? Do you love her too?

Big Kid: Yeah

Emawee: Sister, Big Kid loves you. She loves you too. What about her friend Rica? Rica is sis's.

Big Kid: Yeah

Emawee: You too, Rica! So are we going to have fun on the island or what? We're going to swim and play with sand and it will be really so fun, won't it? Aren't you so excited? I know you're so excited.

Big Kid: Yeah

Emawee: No mom, I'm not done. Noooooooo. Big Kid, I can't hear you Big Kid. Can you hear me? Can you hear me? Are you there?

Big Kid: Yeah. What is this on my penis?

Emawee: What? You need to talk louder, Big Kid. I cannot hear you. What?

Big Kid: There is something on my penis

Ashley: Shhhhhhhh!!! No! That is private talk, let me talk to her mom.

Emawee: (fighting her mom about giving up the phone, this goes on for several minutes) Big Kid, I'm going to need to talk to your mother. Let me talk to Ashley and then she will talk to my mom, okay? Okay, Big Kid?

Big Kid: Yeah

Then she chatted me up for several minutes. It cracks me up that little girls are so chatty. This is pretty much how grown ups are too, women wanting to talk, talk, talk and men only wanting to think about and discuss their penises. I didn't realize it started as soon as speech developed.


Happy Weekend! Tomorrow I will be B-O-A-T-I-N-G! Think of me!

4 comments:

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Lord that's funny. Hope you had a great time at the island... I was home solo with 2 boys...and by boys I mean children. Not hot 24 year old boys, stinky little ones that still need their bottoms wiped. No need to feel guilty though, hope it was great!

Monogram Momma said...

Totally unrelated, but I hope you are gearing up for some GOOD Paris and Nichole dish next week. Is Nicole pregnant or not? Will Paris really come out a changed person or not?

You be the judge....

P.S. Paris on Larry King Wed. night for her first interview. Grab a coke, some cookie batter, and sit down for the trainwreck!

Ashley said...

I've been avoiding the Nicole thing, but I'm afraid she is preggers. AAAAAAH! God help us all.

I'm over Paris. Totally over her. I'll be watching every bloody minute though.

ME ME ME said...

This is so cute. Do you think there is room in Big Kid's heart for another lady love? I have a pretty little 3-year-old who would love to be the apple of his eye. :)