Waaaaaah, Waaaaaah, Poor Paris is in the Waaaaaahmbulance. Oh wait, that's a cop car. And she's handcuffed. And she won't be appearing in court via telephone like her spoiled ass wanted.
When they lock her back up, can we send her "Sucks to be you" cards?
She's pathetic. Bitch.
How wrong is it that i was HYSTERICALLY LAUGHING when CNN said she was screaming and crying hysterically for her mom as she was held upright and supported out of the courtroom by the sheriff's deputy's?
And because i KNOW, you have already picked up those cards, Ashley (you know, it is always good to be prepared for these types of situations), you can mail your cards to Paris here:
Century Regional Detention Facility
Ms. Paris Hilton
11705 S. Alameda St.
Lynwood, CA 90262
Laughing my ass off here, Monogram Momma. Leave it up to you to have the address handy.
You KNOW me well enough to know that I've been meaning to buy the cards for weeks now but have neglected to do so because I'm lazy, unorganized and easily distracted. I *AM* going to do it within the next 24 hours (or let's say by Monday) and send my sentiments to Paris ASAP.
I was also giggling at her screaming and sobbing for mommy. Tee-hee, sucks to be her!
You know, I am here to help! Perhaps next week I should cover "Homemade cards for Paris" and we could come up with various themes. I'll just leave you to think about that this weekend while you are of course, working on your chain stitch.
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