The Extra Mother Fucking Large tote bag I was telling you all about. This photo still does not do it justice. I could fit that chair in that beach bag.
Various Wild (and not so wild) life
The dead sea turtle. This was so sad I can't even joke about it. You can tell he lived a long time. I didn't take the Big Kid to see it, not because I thought he'd be sad, more because I was afraid he'd try to ride it or something. My mom touched it (she just wanted to see what it felt like, freak) and that was bad enough. It didn't stink yet, thankfully.
One more of my naked little kid, because it's cute and because my mother would be horrified to know one of her grandbabies is naked on the 'net and sometimes I just live to annoy her.
I hesitate to share pictures of my children because I don't want any of you being fooled by their cuteness and taking their side when I bitch about them, so be sure not to do that or you won't be seeing the kids anymore. Speaking of those damn kids, the Big Kid just woke the little one up from his nap after only 15 minutes (I'm pretty sure it was on purpose) and is poking me with a play sword while the little one bites and tries to suck on my toes. I guess I'm going to have to go deal with them.