Spencer Pratt and Heidi Montag--SHOULD NOT BE FAMOUS. Come on people!! Reality television "stars" are not celebrities, and do not deserve to be taking up valuable page space on highly esteemed magazines such as In Touch and Us Magazine.
The Hills sucked (I watched it avidly, it really did suck). Spencer is a shit eating bastard and he looks like he is wearing dentures, and what is up with the bouffant hairdo? He reminds me of a politician, a Republican or something. He makes my skin crawl.
Heidi has proved her total stupidity and spinelessness by getting engaged to this loser after he publicly humiliated her on the show by talking shit about her and screwing around with Audrina (desperate little ho that she is). Who wants to bet how long they will be married before he's cheating?? He's one of those slimeballs that would be getting a b.j. in the bathroom at the reception from one of the bridesmaids.
I just wanted to clear up any confusion as to whether or not they are newsworthy celebrities--they are NOT, NOT, NOT and NEVER WILL BE.