The Big Kid keeps calling me Mommy Cat and bringing me dishes of cat food and water. This was simply enchanting, for an hour. I'm going to start biting and scratching him in about 10 minutes. He's also sitting right up on me. Not in a snuggly way, in a "you're a piece of furniture and undeserving of any personal space or consideration" kind of way.
I had to get up early with the little kid this morning and I cannot recover. I'm just not made for this. I'll be back later.