There is a miracle happening right now, as I type. This has never happened before EVER and no one ever thought it was even possible. Both kids are napping. At the same time. Not on me.
I have to keep this short, for fear the sound of my fingers on the keyboard will awaken one of them. I'm going to sit here with no television on and not move, barely breathing and praying to God, Buddha, Allah and the Purple People Eater that it continues. I'm giddy with excitement that I have been honored with a few minutes of total quiet. I am SMILING, people.