So I know I've mentioned her before, but in light of the new Parispalooza happenings, I just want to remind everyone of our friend Carol Lee over at Etsy. I do not know her personally (just in case anyone thinks my repeatedly mentioning her is some sort of shameless selling out, which I have nothing against) I just think her cards are genius. They are also all appropriate for Paris, who can be reached at the following address for the next 45 days or so:Century Regional
Detention Facility
Ms. Paris Hilton
Booking #9818783
11705 S. Alameda St.
Lynwood, CA 90262
(A special thanks to Monogram Momma for providing the address!)
I tried to make those bigger. I tried and tried. But I am done trying. So I will tell you what they say and/or you can go check them out yourself on the handy link so conveniently located above:
Why can't you be more like your sister?
What were you thinking?
Bitch
If I were in your shoes, I'd cry too
Jackass
Learned your lesson?
Someone's pants are on fire
You're an idiot
You're a special kind of crazy
Hindsight is 20/20, See how stupid that was?
Bitch
If I were in your shoes, I'd cry too
Jackass
Learned your lesson?
Someone's pants are on fire
You're an idiot
You're a special kind of crazy
Hindsight is 20/20, See how stupid that was?
And of course my old favorite and the often relevant: Sucks to be you. I ordered two of those tonight and I'm going to send one to Paris. I'll probably stick the other one on my bathroom mirror, like a life affirmation or something.
6 comments:
It's like those cards were designed for this very purpose. "If I were in your shoes, I'd cry too?" After we just saw her bawling her eyes out? Priceless!
Poor Paris. You don't feel a shred of sympathy?
Fantastic find! I must get some.
Those are great!
I think I'll send her the "If I were in your shoes, I'd cry too" or perhaps, the "Hindsight is 20/20, See how stupid that was?" I'm leaning more towards the latter since I don't want her to misinterpret my card as being too supportive, you know?
These are genius. Also, do you sell drugs on the side? Because I just can't seem to whip Mr. Jodi any harder and he still is not making enough money for me to feed all four children and continue to shop to the degree I am accustomed. So of course, my children are getting thin. Any tips?
No, I don't sell drugs, only because I'd hate to have to share them. There's rarely enough. HOWEVER I see that you have triplets so I'll be more than willing to hook you up.
No, I can't come near supporting my shopping addiction. It makes me sad. However, I think your kids should be thin and that you could probably further reduce the food budget by feeding them one thing, like maybe Ramen noodles. Those are pretty cheap.
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