Wednesday, May 21, 2008

The Ashley's Closet Store

I've got a big one for Work It Out Wednesday...

The Ashley's Closet Store

I know. It's exciting. It's also too early and everything isn't perfect and I can think of 9 million other things I could/should do for/to/with it, but whatever.

It will be fun to show you now and we'll just go through the growing part together.

I've got more products coming soon and I'm not so sure about this free shipping business, so you may want to take advantage of that while it is still an option.

The best part? You can buy my love for just $1. The more you buy, the more I love you.

What will you send me, you ask? Nothing, I'll tell you!

It's environmentally friendly, good for the economy and it's fun.

If a funny homeless person made you laugh every day on the way to work, you would give them a dollar. Everyone has a dollar. So think of me as the funny homeless person and give me a dollar. The more dollars you give me, the less you have to feel bad about not leaving a comment, not voting, or not doing the required reading.

And no I'm not begging, I'm selling my love. I really WILL love you a little more for giving me a dollar.

Or you could buy the fabulous bracelet, or some funny magnets.

Buying from the Ashley's Closet Store will support the Closet, and probably help pay for the boot camp we all know little kid is going to need one day. We could try to keep the Closet free of annoying ads and a Closet store would officially make the Closet a J.O.B. and I would HAVE to post lots and entertain you daily.

So go, spend your economic stimulus check. Keep it in America. Keep it in the Closet.

Pretty please.

17 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!!! Cool idea. Going to shop now!

--jenn in maine

Anonymous said...

Ashley - we really need Ashley's Closet shirts - get on it!

Solei said...

LOL...

Ashley, you are a fucken genius!!!

I *knew* you'd figure something out, I just knew it. And I'm with ya girl. No shame in pimping yourself out. I will definitely, absolutely, no joke about it buy your love. (just not right now 'cause we're buying a house and i can't/shouldn't be using my credit cards at all) so as soon as we close, get ready 'cause i'ma buy your love.

Litteraly!

Anonymous said...

SMART!I could use some love.

Madden said...

I had one minor glitch with the store site. When I went to check out, got a message that PayPal was down. Went back in and got it done.

I think I may have checked out twice though.

Melodie said...

As soon as hubby's paycheck arrives in my bank account, I will definitely be making a purchase. I do have one question, though. Will you love us if we buy your stuff, or do we have to buy the love also?

Impoverished Preppy said...

Not everyone has a dollar...

Had to dig through change jar for quarters this morning so I could buy a latte...

Kathy said...

Let's make a deal. I give dollars to Ashley's Closet and in return, Ashley leaves comments on my blog telling me how funny and pretty I am....

Cake said...

I LOVE it! Great idea and you deserve it. You might have to wait until Friday for me to buy your love ;)

AFRo said...

Um. I'd like to see some coffee cups. I collect them... to help with my morning issues.

Also, I want a shirt that says something like, "I'm going to blog this." You mentioned it once and anytime I'm anywhere doing anything, I think to myself... self, you need one of those shirts Ashley was talking about that time...

Kat said...

Okay, you, my new friend..are my favorite! I have added you to my blog roll and check you frequently. I was laughing at your magnets and almost ordered the "pussy" magnet...my husband just brought me home the same shirt from Vegas...
Have a good one! I am going through the potty shit with you, sistah!

LJ said...

I second the shirts and mugs. And how much will you love me for 50 cents? I just filled my gas tank for $90 and i are broke now.
:-(

txchic said...

I love the idea for the shirts that say I'm going to blog this. I'd love to have one and you could even make them in kids' sizes!!

Shannie said...

Brilliant! I am so going to spend some of the Mistas money...

And, I really think you should consider Kathy's suggestion... As well as Afro's... I would love a coffee cup, since I spend my morning here in The Closet while I drink my 15 cups, and one of those shirts, too... ;-)

Ashley said...

Kathy, I do think you're seriously LOL funny. You make me laugh more often than not. I'm not just saying that for the dollar either, I've been meaning to tell you that (now where's my dollar?)

I'm right there with you on the coffee cups, ladies. The shirts are also a great idea. I feel you on gas prices too, clearly you all need to stop next time you want to buy a latte and save that money for me instead.

mlatulip said...

OMG, I can't believe you put this together. I'm really happy for you & this is really cool. Love it & Wow. You should probably get yourself some Rob & Big shirts or Brixton hats (do they make kids sizes?), too. ;-)

Did you get my book email? Maybe puts too many things on your plate, but never a bad idea to spread yourself around, right?

mlatulip said...

ps- I can hook you up w/a killer shirt vendor if you want to do that kind of thing...