Friday, May 30, 2008

Should've Been a Cowboy

Awwww, I love me some coffee.

LOVE ME SOME COFFEE.

Unfortunately, there was not one fireman or cowboy in sight. Bummer, huh? I guess they're all off saving the world or something.

It's kind of like a ghost town around here right now, oddly enough. One of Mr. Ashley's friends had the fire come within a quarter of a mile of his house and I may use him as an excuse to get past road blocks and take some photos later today.

Anyhoo, THIS is what I've been reading while enjoying my coffee. It's an article about one of Earth's last few uncontacted tribes, and photos of them throwing arrows (spears?) at a helicopter. That's pretty amazing stuff.

Why do I have an odd feeling that they're happier than we are? Living in a thatched hut with no phones, internetz, or news. Worrying about keeping themselves and their families alive, instead of gas prices or corrupt politicians. I don't know, just a hunch I have.

I bet they don't even HAVE a laundry couch.

Other than being sick, trying not to abuse the kids, and evading fires, I have been working hard on the Ashley's Closet Store. Expect a grand re-opening soon, this is how I always do stuff. I have a great idea, rush to get it done, and then re-do the whole idea once I've thought it through. You're going to love it.

The only change for right now is in relation to buying my love. It was honestly getting too hard to remember to love everyone, so now those who are loved will get special little email reminders of my love. Funny pics, interesting articles, whatever I feel like sending. Whenever. Also, those who love me a lot, will get a special treat in the mail. Maybe a card, a seashell, a toenail clipping. Something special, just a little piece of Ashley.

Ms. Madden shared her love with her readers, but there's no promise that people who are loved will always be so generous with sharing my love, so you probably need your own.

Okay, I think a second cup of coffee is in order here. I'll be around. Don't work too hard today.

6 comments:

Life, Love & Lola said...

I look forward to getting a special treat in the mail in exchange for my love...Promise you won't send POOP!

Mamalicious said...

I must get in on this. I would love a toe nail clipping from LK.

Renee said...

I just recently had to collect a poop sample from my dog, using a cute little spoon attached to the lid of the collection bottle. You could send out samples of lk's poop, collected from around the house. :) Please label mine with the collection location, date, and time. Thankyouverymuch.

-The Renee

Kate said...

I have been loving your love! Great new policy!

Mitch said...

Yup. I'm at work. Not working. Just reading blogs and theories about Lost. Thanks for providing reading material when it matters most!

Ashley said...

Dude, you should be famous. You know besides just in the blogosphere. You need your very own reality show, although I hate reality shows, but yours...I would watch. No doubt.