I just got a weird answering message (well Mr. Ashley got it and had me listen) that said:
Hi Ashley Lastname! This is AJ from Smitty's and I'm reviewing your employment application and we have a job for you! It's a position as VJ. So please give me a call."
Okay, great! I got a jobby job!
Now unfortunately, she failed to leave a return phone number. Also, I don't recall applying to anywhere called Smitty's. I have submitted my resume once a while ago, but it was to our local newspaper, which is not called Smitty's and would probably not hire me via answering machine message while forgetting to leave their number.
And what the hell is a VJ? Do you think MTV is calling me to be a Video Jockey? WTF?
I've followed every lead I can think of and I'm fresh out of leads.
It looks like the Closet has narrowly missed a bullet for now. Be glad for inadequate phone messages, readers.