Thursday, May 1, 2008

AAAAAHHH

I'm tired of editing pictures and looking at all the stuff I've pulled out of my pantry.

I don't want to go to the art auction that The Jews are having tonight.

The Girl Crush invited me over tomorrow but instead I have to shoot last minute senior pics for Big Kid's teacher's kid. On a Friday night. I'd rather be drinking.

Girl Crush also stated that she will be bikini ready this summer...this is a problem. I don't want a hot friend with two kids and a bikini. I don't need my role as the short, dumpy friend to be any more glaringly obvious. It is highly unlikely that I'll ever wear less than a tankini again.

So, I'm not sure we can be friends anymore. Which really sucks because she was cool.

16 comments:

Madden said...

I hate it when friends feel the need to tell me they are "bikini ready".

Makes me just want to stuff a pizza in their mouth.

Catfish said...

PS-you are hot...if you forgot just whip out the picture of my BP weekend...yah you looked hot.

Anonymous said...

oh whatev, you can wear a tee shirt and boxers and still be cute ;)

txchic said...

Don't diss on girl crush b/c she's bikini ready. I bet you are, too. Plus, we LOVE reading about her! If she's really your girl crush, you'll LOVE seeing her in a bikini. I still want to know if she knows she's your girl crush. What does she think?

Anonymous said...

Do you have a twitter?

Life, Love & Lola said...

There you are!!! Don't fret about the bikini thing. I'm sure girl crush is not nearly as fucking hilarious as you. Beach body ready will only get you so far...Funny people are far more attractive!

Judy said...

Aw, Can you go out after the shoot? Also, you should consider kettlebells. They seriously rock. I lost one size in about a week using them. Even at a size 1 I will still never wear a bikini again because of all of the loose skin I got from having the two kids, but I will look darn good in my one piece.

P said...

Awww, don't worry about. In my experience, I think my friends are too hard of themselves most of the time. I bet you look great in any kind of bathing suit you put on, no matter who's wearing the bikini next to you.

Denise said...

You tell someone you're bikini ready? Really? Those words have never left my mouth!

Melodie said...

Seriously? Bikini ready? I have never in my life felt bikini ready, even when I was a twig and hadn't ever had kids! I guess some people are just more self confident than others. But that still feels a lot like bragging to me.

Melodie said...

Oh, and by the way, I don't think I'm even going to be tankini ready this summer. At least not right away.

Ashley said...

Mine neither Denise!!

Judy, are you a bargain boarder? Because the Kettle Ball has been glowingly reviewed there too. It sounds like a lot of work.

Catfish, I did look pretty hot that weekend. That is true.

Judy said...

Ashley, yep, I am from BBC. I also passed you a note. The kettlebells are not as hard as they sound, really. You also do not need to do them as often. Only 3 times a week to see results. Or you could do 10 minutes once or twice a day. I cannot rave enough about them. Anyway, read this, it is what inspired me to give them a try:
http://www.red-hot-copy.com/lmf-kettlebell.htm
They are also easily found at Target along with the videos, or you can look up moves on youtube and make your own custom workout. Anyway, let me know if you have anymore questions! Also check out the thread on OBBC, one woman even posted her before and after picture.

dannibanani said...

Psh. I'm referred to as the "skinny bitch" but people don't always understand that clothes hide a lot. I am definitely not bikini ready, and don't forsee those words coming from my mouth ever.

Joy said...

Bikini what ever. I have been totally avoiding even looking at them when I walk into Target I just go another way.

JonBoy said...

I seen you in the BP pictures back when.
'Dumpy' you ain't.