I'm tired of editing pictures and looking at all the stuff I've pulled out of my pantry.
I don't want to go to the art auction that The Jews are having tonight.
The Girl Crush invited me over tomorrow but instead I have to shoot last minute senior pics for Big Kid's teacher's kid. On a Friday night. I'd rather be drinking.
Girl Crush also stated that she will be bikini ready this summer...this is a problem. I don't want a hot friend with two kids and a bikini. I don't need my role as the short, dumpy friend to be any more glaringly obvious. It is highly unlikely that I'll ever wear less than a tankini again.
So, I'm not sure we can be friends anymore. Which really sucks because she was cool.