Tuesday, May 20, 2008

little kid

liked Fergie's butt wiggling so much that he made me rewind it three different times, so he could watch and say "ohhhh" as she humped the stage.

Big Kid finally came out, watched for a moment, and said, "Dis is horrible. Dest click on me when gwown up tb is off, okay?"

(This is another odd quirk, speaking as if he's the error message on the computer. I am commanded to just "click on" things all day long)

Speaking of little kid, I have cleaned up one big pile of poop and chased him through the front yard once already this morning.

It's going to be another long day.

9 comments:

Madden said...

This comment has nothing to do with your post (sorry).

Just thought I would share with you this article on Israel developing electric cars (because it astounds me when people say this technology is decades away).

http://www.theregister.co.uk/2008/01/22/israel_electric_car_project/

Just wanted to share... from one non tail pipe toker to another.

Amy said...

Your kids are too hilarious. He commands you to click on things all day, including him? That is hilarious. (I need a new word for "too fucking funny" - I use hilarious almost every time I comment here.)

Anonymous said...

The woman did 2 one handed cartwheel while singing in those latex pants! OMG! I'm in awe!

Life, Love & Lola said...

I would invest in a few Fergie DVD'S... might him away from you blinds and out of the front yard. :)

My Charmed Life said...

LMAO!! Big Kid is a HOOT!! I laughed so hard about "clicking" on him!!! Too cute.

carla said...

Okay-are you raising a robot? He's speaking in techno-person and he's not fascinated by booty shaking Fergie??

LceeL said...

And even if you COULD wiggle your butt that way, are you sure you'd want to do that in front of 'the kids'?

Shannie said...

Holy shit, you are a strong woman... I would have freaked at the first poop on the floor. Murphy poop is one thing, but lk poop is another... Yikes. I think I would have to ship him off to potty training boot camp somewhere. Like grandma's. I hope to god that our potty training efforts do not include cleaning child poop off the floor. Please, please god, don't make me have to do that...

AFRo said...

That shit about click on me is pretty freakin funny. My kids want to know what I'm laughing about.