So the other day Mr. Ashley was reading the comments and saw Mamalicious.
Mr. Ashley: I can't really see her from this small picture, but she reminds me of a girl on "Rock of Love with Bret Michaels".
Ashley: Holly? (laughing) Yeah, probably so. That's definitely a possibility. She's super hot and a little trashy, you know, she's from Oklahoma, let's her kids wear character clothes, gave them Wal-mart names, that sort of thing.
Mr. Ashley: You are so mean.
Ashley: She says it! I like her kids' names, even if she did spell one of them wrong. She's a trip. The other day she blogged about being drunk and going potty in a porta-potty and then realizing she had forgotten to take her panties off and had peed right through them. Then she just kept wearing them. She also calls her period panties her "bitch panties", that's what they call those little doggie diapers that dogs wear when in heat. She's too much, I love her.
Mr. Ashley: So if I click this it will take me to her blog? Oh wow, she is really pretty.
Ashley: Yes, isn't she cute?
Mr. Ashley: Yeah, really pretty.
(10 minutes later)
Ashley: What are you over there laughing at?
Mr. Ashley: Her entry about the panties. That's too funny.
Ashley: Oh, you are reading her blog? Hmm. Yep, she's funny.
(10 minutes later)
Ashley: Now what are you laughing at?
Mr. Ashley: That time when she said she was asked if she was pregnant three times that day. She is so funny, you are right, she's a trip.
Ashley: Oh, I hadn't read that far. I must have missed that. You're reading an awful lot of her blog.
Mr. Ashley: She is really funny.
Ashley: Yeah, people say the same thing about me.
So Mr. Ashley loves Holly. I'd invite her to come be our wife, but frankly, I'm pretty sure she also sucks at cooking and cleaning. She does have a career though, and daughters. She could maybe even bring one of them. Her paycheck would clearly have to cover a housekeeper. Also, she'd have to share her stash of prescription pills. And not be funnier than me, ever.
I'm sure the novelty would wear off REAL QUICK for Mr. Ashley. Two internet addicted, housekeeping failures, who were loud mouthed class clowns? Oh yeah, that would be fun for everyone.
It probably would be pretty fun for me and Holly though, and really, our happiness is what matters.
Mr. Ashley is also full of questions for the commenter who showed us her boobies. That was fun. I'd link to her naughty blog here, but she said she accidentally forgot to log off of that account, so maybe she doesn't want the extra publicity. Not that what she wants will deter the curious, who will just go to the vitamin post and look for boobies, but I'll make you all work for it.
Lots of questions there: Do you know her? Do you read her blog? Who does she write it for? Did you read that one part...? (Then I would remind him that I had not yet gotten around to checking out the blog, and that although I like boobies, they generally don't make me stop in my tracks, drop everything and follow them to the end of the internetz right there and then) Were those really her boobies? I like her.
So, a few of you are catching Mr. Ashley's attention. With your hawtness and your boobies and whatnot. Just thought I'd let you know in case your own husbands were ignoring you, or not reading your blog, or telling you that you were pretty or funny often enough.