Everyone in the house blames everything on little kid. Shoes missing? little kid. Battery charger gone? little kid. Unpaid bill disappeared? little kid.
However, it's not always his fault. I try to remind everyone of this, particularly those who are prone to misplacing things anyway (ahem, Mr. Ashley), but old habits die hard, and the blame usually still falls on little kid until proven otherwise.
I just had the following exchange with Big Kid:
Big Kid: little kid messed wif your computeh. I been watchin' it and it's doin' crazy fings.
Ashley: No, my computer has a virus. It's kind of like it is sick or something. It just started late last night, but it may have to go to the computer doctor.
Big Kid: Oh, dat probwy is what it is. So little kid downloaded a viwus to your computeh? Dat was a bad boy.