I have all kinds of birthday stories, updates and pictures, but I need to talk about something right now. Urgently.
I think I've mentioned to you all before that little kid is horse obsessed. OB-SESS-ED. So, he has lots of horseys. Big horseys, small horseys, horseys with real manes, horseys with baby bottles and blankets, etc, etc, etc.
I've recently noticed another difference amongst the horseys. Many of the horseys are anatomically correct:
I guess that first one is a gelding, the second one is a stallion and the third one is....well, hung like a horse.
Can I ask...Um, WHY?? Why is this necessary?? What pervert is out there insisting on putting male anatomy on horse figurines? I have two different brands represented there, so there's either more than one pervert or he's working for two companies. Also, two of the horses above were sold with baby horses, leading one to believe they were mommy horses until you saw their junk, which is frankly pretty hard to miss.
I don't know. It's just doesn't seem right.