Thursday, August 28, 2008

Plump Fiction

I heard that Quentin Tarantino is casting Britney Spears in his next movie?

Please tell me this is a really un-funny joke.

I get wanting to do the kitschy, trashy, publicity getting sort of stuff, especially for a movie remake of a film called "Faster Pussycat! Kill! Kill!" but not with Brit Brit. It makes it an instant joke in a not cute way, regardless of the script or plot. Besides, she can't act. Even if the role entailed acting like you can't act, she still couldn't do it.

There are plenty of other white trash contenders that would work. Carmen Electra? Travis Barker's ex wife? I don't want to say it, but I'd even let Paris Hilton squeak by. God, that's bad.

I hope Quentin will reconsider since I adore him and normally think he's a genius, but this time, not so much. Not so much at all.

5 comments:

Melodie said...

I totally agree here. Bad, BAD idea!

Portia said...

I think I heard somewhere that that wasn't true.

jenn said...

From Uma Thurman to Britney Spears? Ouch.

Life, Love And Lola said...

OH NO HE ISN'T!! HORRIBLE HORIBLE IDEA!

Princess Peaches said...

I'll be honest, she isn't THAT bad. She's just not consistant.

She was on my show How I met Your Mother twice. The first time, she did really well, I was amazed. The second time was almost painful.

I think if she stops TRYING so hard, she might be able to pull it off.

And from all accounts, it's completely true. Quentin is wierd like that. Got to love him.

Though, Paris or Carmen might actually keep me away from the movie, I think if Rose McGowan went blonde again, she would be good for the role.

But then, she might start sleeping with him too.