Monday, August 18, 2008

Note to Self

Don't ever do anything fun with the kids again.

They are just too tired and crabby the next day, and I find myself lacking the energy to deal with all of the whining, crying, fighting and nonsense.

Keep them locked in their dark rooms so that they won't expect anything and so that you don't have to hear them.

It's 10am and I'm about to swaddle them both up like newborns and leave them on the doorstep of the firehouse and run like hell. If only Big Kid would forget our phone number...

10 comments:

Me said...

You could always change your number ;)

Locking them up reminded me of something though... that blog that sounds like Moose, [I heard] she totally ripped you off the other day. Like two days after you posted The Girl In The Window, she did. Don't you hate that!

LOL.

Joy said...

do they have that safe haven law down there? ya know where you can leave them somewhere safe and you don't get in trouble. Oh wait are they too old?

and I second just have you home phone turned off.

Joy said...

you should be flattered by the copy catness of the "famous" one.

Amy @ Milk Breath and Margaritas said...

This is hilarious!

M2M said...

Ugh. Right there with you. Took the kids to Six Flags yesterday, which means I pay for it all day today....as if I'm not already paying for it with my aching legs and the whiplash from the roller coasters. No more fun for these kids...lol!

LceeL said...

Thus the reason that they invented throw away cell phones.

Jeni said...

Wow I thought it was just me who had this problem!!!

Melodie said...

When we do "fun" stuff, my girls start whining and fighting before we even make it to the end of the day.

~~tonya~~ said...

Taking notes!! Good advice. ;)

Knick Knack Paddy Whack, Throw This Mom a Bone said...

I can soooo relate. I have three girls....4, 3 and almost 2. 'Nuff said. :)