Big Kid: You know what? Da utter day, when I was at Em's house, I said "Eureeka!" and she went and told her mudder dat I called her a retawd.
Ashley: (snorting back a laugh)
Big Kid: Don't laugh, it's not funny. I don't eben know what a retawd is and she's sayin' I called her dat and twied to get me in twouble wif her mom.
Ashley: Well, what did Aunt Em's mom say?
Big Kid: She dest said, "Oh boy" like she was tired or somefing.
Ashley: Yeah, she probably was pretty tired. Don't say that word though, it's not nice.
Big Kid: I neber eben did say it! How come you don't listen? I said Eureeka!
Ashley: Well, that's a pretty weird thing to say too. I'd skip both from here on out.