I've got a great idea.
We'll need a corporate sponsor, but I'm sure one of you can work that out.
Remember those old "Choose your own adventure" books? We'll make my life one of those!
We'll come up with some choices and you all will vote on what would be most interesting to read. For instance:
A.) The Ashleys move to Belize and help poor people.
B.) The Ashleys move out to the country where they home school and faux farm.
C.) The Ashleys load into an RV and tour the country.
D.) The Ashleys move to a big city and Ashley gets an awesome writing gig.
Then you all will vote, we'll pack, and then interesting stories and general hilarity ensues.
It's freaking brilliant. Revolutionary, really.
Someone work on the funding and we'll do it.
D. The other crap sound tooo oh I don't know humanitarian ;)And if the big city is my city that would be freakin' awesome!
I also vote D mainly because you could become Oprah rich from it then take us on the cruise you have been promising.
I vote C. All of you in an R.V., I don't care how big it is, it isn't big enough!
Plus, you can do trailer trash MUCH better than Paris and Nicole, and they are sooooo last year.
I have no funds for you, but I'll watch, and maybe let you use my water and sewer hook up. By that I mean you can use my hose, and john, if you're in my neighborhood.
Come on! You can hatch the chicks on the road!!
I vote for A. Just because I love The Islands.
E. The Ashleys moves here to the South(West) and we become BFFs and have lots of girls night where we chat and drink lots of alcohol. BK and P become best friends. WC and LK push each other around nad misbehave together and they both have a eureka moment where they realize they are being devil spawn and modify their behavior with no intervention from us or modern medicine. And we all live happily after!
D! That sounds the most exciting. The whole writing thing...getting rich...taking us on a cruise...
I love to dream...
The hell with corporate sponsorship, too much red tape. Here's whatcha do: Sell the right to vote. Say, $5 a vote, and the first option to reach 5000 (or whatever amount) votes wins. It'll be like BUYING your LIFE! Lol...
I vote C. Except instead of just randomly touring the country, you can visit each and every one of your readers - well, at least your commenters - and let us feed your family while you are with us. This way, we all get to meet you, and you get to eat for free!
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