I've got a great idea.
We'll need a corporate sponsor, but I'm sure one of you can work that out.
Remember those old "Choose your own adventure" books? We'll make my life one of those!
We'll come up with some choices and you all will vote on what would be most interesting to read. For instance:
A.) The Ashleys move to Belize and help poor people.
B.) The Ashleys move out to the country where they home school and faux farm.
C.) The Ashleys load into an RV and tour the country.
D.) The Ashleys move to a big city and Ashley gets an awesome writing gig.
Then you all will vote, we'll pack, and then interesting stories and general hilarity ensues.
It's freaking brilliant. Revolutionary, really.
Someone work on the funding and we'll do it.