-found every Sharpie in the house (well, put them up you say...there is no up here. I could superglue the Sharpies to the ceiling fan blades and he would be able to find them immediately and retrieve them momentarily. He cannot be kept away from these things. They cannot be hidden and cannot be put away, he always either has another one or gets them back.)
-dumped out the art box
-got into my jewelry box and took handfuls of jewelry into the bathroom before being caught
-stole cookies from pantry, dumped out bag, stomped on them gleefully
-put cookie crumbs in his and his brother's juice
-put a penny in his mouth
-keeps getting into office drawers, found with a box of thumb tacks, threw rubber bands around
and it's only 10am. The next time out is going to be an Extended Time Out.