I just got her voicemail...which said she's out of the office until Wednesday.
Motherfucker. It'd be funny if it wasn't so very, very unfunny.
I called the number for the person she left as her replacement, and left a message there, and now I'm going to go crush up some Effexor and snort them.
16 comments:
Uggghhh!
I'm so sorry that they are keeping you waiting...I've been there it sucks...big time.
I'm still keeping my fingers crossed that all this waiting pays off big.
Hey, if I buy your love will you send me some drugs...only the good stuff....j/k- most days.
I don't think you have to crush them up. Just pour the little balls out of the capsule and snort away.
Not that I'm encouraging this sort of thing or anything. LOL.
Oh hell! I would be an anxious mess!!! Go ahead and call your doctor for some sleeping pills.
Ouch. That really sucks.
But I bet the news is good on Monday!
Breathe, Make a Lemon Drop Martini and drink in one very long sip and remember how witty and amazing you were in the interview. Now repeat!
Lemon Drop Martini
1 shot simple syrup
1 shot lemon juice
1 shot Rum
Shake in a mixer with ice and poor into favorite glass after sugaring rim.
Poor Girl Lemon Drop
2 shots lemonade
1 shot Rum
1 Rum shooter
Who cares what glass you use just drink it as fast as you can so you can have your side shooter.
That SUCKS. Medicate immediately with alcohol and chocolate. Stop alcohol at least 12 hours before Wednesday so you are once again brilliant and witty when she calls. Later, when you've been with the company for 10 years and are invited to her birthday bash, give her a really shitty gift as revenge.
Ohhhhhhhh that really, really sucks Ashley! I'm so sorry... what a weekend killer. I'm crossing my fingers that the fill-in calls you back ASAP.
OMG!! This is horrible! All this anxiety since noon. I'm so sorry!! I hope you get SOMEONE who will call you back and set things up. You SOOOOOO deserve this.
Oooh, Baby. Just shut your mind off until Wednesday. The replacement lady won't tell you anything, unfortunately. Good luck!
With All Things Considered...You toughed out the whole situation pretty well. Do me a favor, sit down and have a glass of wine..You deserve it!
BK can take care of lk.
Pour a glass and talk to us. If POOP comes into play...PLEEEEEASE MR. ASHLEY just deal with it. K?
You seriously make me laugh to the point of peeing my pants! I hope someone calls you back and gives you that job before you snort all your Effexor. :)
uh, hi.
i don't wanna waste your time so i'll get to the point.
you're freakishly awesome, and i'm some weird teenage loser who can't keep her own secrets.
my problem is that i can't find someone to entrust my blog diary with, and it's making me crazy that no one reads my posts, so can you like, read it for me and stuff?
you don't really have to give a damn, just visit it every now and then. :))
btw: i'm mia, from the philippines.
trilobyte_gellapot@yahoo.com
HI Ashely, You are one of my inspirations for blogging. Check me out at www.becsbohemia.com. I just went through the job search nightmare and I can relate to wanting JUST TO KNOW! Hang in there!
Ugh...that really sux...believe me we have been there, done that! Why can't they just call??? Since it's now Saturday A.M. and there is no new post I'm assuming the replacement didn't call either...double ugh!
Ugh that sucks...
I swear that's how life works...
I HATE waiting for people to call.
Must kick HR in the arse for not calling.
Must kick HR in the arse for not calling.
How could they make you wait? Holy moley! ;)
-Mary
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