Sunday, July 27, 2008

Dear John Travolta,

Why did you have to go and get all weird with this Scientology business?

I really like you. You are an American icon, you were in Grease for heaven's sake. You seem like you'd be fun to have dinner with, relaxing to be around, and interesting to talk to.

So why, oh why, are you hanging with the crazies?

It's sad enough that we've lost Tom Cruise, but we've moved on from that loss. Don't make us do it all over again.

Please grab Will Smith and get the hell out of there, while there is still time, while we still care.

kthxbai,
Ashley

11 comments:

Mekhismom said...

I think that scientology is a cult. And now they have Will Smith? I guess money really is the great equalizer.

Life, Love And Lola said...

PLEASE.GRAB.WILL.AND.RUN.

Jennifer said...

AMEN :)

Marfa said...

Will Smith too? Do they all have to give away their brains in Hollywood when they become famous? Scientology schmology! Will Smith too...I can't believe it.

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

RE: the clothes, I think you absolutely need those pants and a new shirt. New clothes will change your whole attitude at the interview. Plus, it's not like they are 84,000 dollars. You deserve them. You really, really do. Buy them. Now.

:)

The Pink Putter said...

I totally agree. Grab Will and run, run as fast as you can.

And may I add that not only were you hot in Grease, but you were smokin' in Urban Cowboy too. I'm not usually into the cowboys, but you can certainly fill out a pair of Wranglers.

Kim and Dave said...

Were you watching Phenomenon today, perhaps? His wife needs saving too. She's so cute onscreen. But then she opens her mouth about Scientology in interviews and stupid falls out.

katie b said...

I thought Travolta was a Scientologist even before Tom Cruise. Travolta just wasn't as crazy as Cruise (until now maybe).

Katie

Me said...

I don't mind what religion anyone is as long as they shut their mouth about it and don't try to tell me it's what I should follow.

Kerry said...

I think Travolta was on this bandwagon before Cruise. I am scared for Will Smith. Although I did read an interview somewhere with him and he was emphatic that he was not going to become a scientologist. I don't get it...they have to give LOTS of money to the "church". why is that so appealing to them? And don't get me started on their son, Jett...

Mad About Plaid Girl said...

I hear ya.......amen sistafriend.....and I still mourn the Tom Cruise loss on occasion...