Wednesday, June 18, 2008

Weirdo Googlers

I think I've mentioned this before, but I get a TON of Google Keyword hits for "My mom naked".

What exactly are these people looking for??

It wouldn't be halfway as disturbing without the "my"...what is up with the my? Are they looking for their actual mother naked on the internetz? Do they think that's how to find her? If so, they're as inept with the Google as John McCain is.

It's worrisome, and now I'll attract even more of them but at least they'll be seeing this post and can hopefully shed some light on this for us. We allow anonymous commenting in the closet, just so you know. You can tell us, we won't laugh.

Well, we will, but still, you might as well tell us since you're here anyway.

Also, I had to edit the Show me your t*ts title on the breastfeeding post because we were getting waaaaay too much traffic from that. Not the right kind of traffic either. Thanks but no thanks.


Melodie said...

I've seen how saggy my mom's knees are. I definitely don't want to see the rest of her naked!!! EWW!!

Audubon Ron said...

I know, I get’em too. For some reason, I haven’t clue, I get UK people Googling about spanking. I can’t recall ever writing about spanking, but apparently I’m then Spinster of Spank.

Go figure.

X said...

Agreed. That particular fact is quite disturbing and foul. The world is indeed a strange, strange place. Ick!!!

On 2nd thought... Hurry! Delete all of your personal family pictures and from here on out go totally incognito.

Total Anonymity-- it's the best thing since sliced bread. :-)

KatBouska said...

Too funny. Someone googled Monster Asses and wound up at my place.

I'm officially insulted.

Life, Love And Lola said...

How do you find out what people google to get to your blog?

Anonymous said...

LOL, Kat!

I get weirdos, too... And, I also had to edit the title of a couple of posts that had to do with my 3 year old wearing princess panties. Nope, I really don't want a bunch of pervs with lotion and tissue in hand, ready to go to town, popping up on a picture of my preschooler... Ick.

jenn said...


Maddness of Me said...

Baaa haa ha! That is too funny. I could always put show me your... in my comment and bring them all back.


I'll be nice though. Plus, you can delete it anyway.

Maddness of Me said...

I'm having it for lunch too.

Jennifer said...

Hopefully those weirdos are looking for some therapy because they have walked in on their mothers naked.