I heard you had a daughter today and named her Harlow Winter Kate Madden!! Great name! I'm not huge on the whole 4 name thing, but this is a good one. It's different, but not idiotic like Pilot Inspektor.
I vaguely recollect writing your fetus a letter around the time you announced your pregnancy, apologizing for the sad life it would most likely lead. Turns out, I've got to retract those statements! Amazingly, you (seem to) have gotten your shit together during your pregnancy. Thank goodness. It does seem like you were pregnant for an extraordinarily long time and I'm glad you took advantage of it and got all respectable and what not.
Now, don't make this parenting thing look like too much fun. We don't need Paris getting knocked up. Don't show her all of the cute shit you get to buy.
Best of luck to you and Harlow. I hear you didn't opt for a c-section (you go girl! rare in the celebrity sect) and are already at home!! Get your rest and keep eating.
P.S. I guess a bunch of other famous people gave birth today too, but I'm really not as interested in any of them.