I'm watching "To Catch a Predator" and I just have to say (again) that I think Chris Hansen is one sexy bitch.
I particularly love it when he talks dirty.
Chris: Oh you weren't planning on having sex with this 13 year old? (rifling through pages)
I'm gonna lick you. I'm gonna to take my *bleep* out and stick it in your *bleep*, then I'm gonna turn you around and *bleep* in your *bleep* *bleep* because I know you are
a dirty little girl. (looking directly into predator's eyes)
DAY-UM. I wonder if there is anywhere to get a copy of these tapes uncensored? I just love how cool, calm and collected he always is. How on Earth could you read that kind of shit back to the man who wrote it and keep a straight face?
He has a great voice too and the whole suit/nice guy thing gets me.
(Yes, I am up at 2:30am blogging about my love for Chris Hansen. No, this is not the first time this has happened.)