Saturday, January 19, 2008

Talk Dirty to Me Chris

I'm watching "To Catch a Predator" and I just have to say (again) that I think Chris Hansen is one sexy bitch.

I particularly love it when he talks dirty.

Chris: Oh you weren't planning on having sex with this 13 year old? (rifling through pages)

I'm gonna lick you. I'm gonna to take my *bleep* out and stick it in your *bleep*, then I'm gonna turn you around and *bleep* in your *bleep* *bleep* because I know you are
a dirty little girl. (looking directly into predator's eyes)

DAY-UM. I wonder if there is anywhere to get a copy of these tapes uncensored? I just love how cool, calm and collected he always is. How on Earth could you read that kind of shit back to the man who wrote it and keep a straight face?

He has a great voice too and the whole suit/nice guy thing gets me.

(Yes, I am up at 2:30am blogging about my love for Chris Hansen. No, this is not the first time this has happened.)


Deb said...

You can find anything on the internet. :)

Pete said...

I think I'm logged in as Pete & I'm too damn lazy to change that. Just wanted to say that I love you. You kill me.

Pete said...

By the way, the above was me. Marcelle. Not sure how many people you know who could've possibly have been logged in as a Pete, but anywho (wink), just thought I'd clue you in.