Tuesday, January 29, 2008

You Know...

It is like a cow (very much like a cow, as a matter of fact) that wandered on to the rail road tracks. Half of you feels bad for the cow, who has a small brain and a large body, but you also can't believe it is stupid enough to stand there staring around stupidly and chewing its cud while a train is heading straight for it.

And that is why you you can't tear your eyes away as the train rips it into a bazillion pieces and litters the surrounding area with cow guts. Because really, the cow should have known better.

Hopefully this will conclude our chapter on MANisha, who definitely overstayed her welcome and never really did an adequate job of entertaining us in the first place (until she was too stupid to move off the tracks, that was some good entertainment)

Oh and if you haven't voted YET for Ashley's Closet for Best New Blog, you're as queer as MANisha is.

And no one wants to be that queer.

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

All I can say is wow. I have been following for a few days now and I am SHOCKED, what a f-tard! Thanks for the entertainement Ashley! Just know we all love you and will vote, vote, vote! Your troll is pathetic.
Kim

Cake said...

I voted with all 3 of my emails. :D But DH threw away my latest Coke codes I was saving. Oops.

Thanks for the entertainment!! Remind me to vote again tomorrow, I do forget unless you keep me on track!

Anonymous said...

I think Manisha was an 04 mom that no one liked either! Must be taking her pent uo aggression on you

Anonymous said...

Goodbye, pititful Manisha! If only you had been as cool as you thought you were.

I'm off to vote again . . .

Marisa

Maggie said...

I'm still laughing. Whatever else you can say about the troll, the whole thing was pretty entertaining.

Anonymous said...

Wow, she nearly dies and still can't see the light

Manisha, Manny, M, you are a sad sad person. On to your next victim, glad to see you are taking good care of Ricky though and not spending as much time running your mouth on the internet. oh wait........

Anonymous said...

Isn't it funny how it all just made you look that much cooler, smarter, and more beautiful? It's no wonder she is jealous. You rock, Ashley. Thank you for the entertainment.

I love it. And I voted today. (twice, once on each puter)

What a L-O-S-E-R.

AFRo said...

Voted.

Buttercup said...

Trollin Trollin Trollin

Keep movin', movin', movin',
Though they're disapprovin',
Keep them doggies movin' Rawhide!
Don't try to understand 'em,
Just rope and throw and grab 'em,
Soon we'll be living high and wide.
Boy my heart's calculatin'
My true love will be waitin', be waiting at the end of my ride.

Move 'em on, head 'em up,
Head 'em up, move 'em out,
Move 'em on, head 'em out Rawhide!
Set 'em out, ride 'em in
Ride 'em in, let 'em out,
Cut 'em out, ride 'em in Rawhide.

WindBeneathMySheets said...

Ashley,
Can you at least post a picture of a famous person you look like? I like to put names to faces! And that cartoon Donna Reed at the top of your page is all I think of when I read your blog. I don't like talking to cartoon people so much!

fancypants said...

oh buttercup oh buttercup...you funny!

she looks a lot like kate hudson but don't hate her because she is beautiful.

it really does suck to be pretty and smart. life is tough for Ms.Ashley. just look at everything she had to go through with Manisha McFatphat.

way to go ashley! Mr. Brian is super impressed. you are this much closer to your naked SWAT calendar...

xoxo sweet cheeks

Cake said...

P.S. I don't think your boobs are saggy or your hair is crispy! :D

She sucks!

Renee said...

I've had the pleasure of hanging out with Ashley in person and I can vouch for her loveliness, both inside and out. There is nothing fake or crispy about her - the tan is real, the hair is naturally curly, and the personality is witty, genuine and bright.

I know you're totally basking in the Ashley Lovefest these days, but I decided to throw a little more wood onto the bonfire, lest (or "less" as some trolls say) you start to doubt your charm.

-The Renee

Anonymous said...

Seems as though the troll is gone..... Let's hope she stays that way. What an idiot. It was fun while it lasted! I almost wish she would come back so as to further prove her ignorance and utter ridiculousness. Poor baby. Love you, Ash!

QueenMother said...

What a HO! I can't believe that. I hate internet stalkers. Oh and loved the tat on the tit-Klassy.

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Joy said...

I tried to vote again but for some reason I am not getting the confirmation email so I will have to try later

Catfish said...

I'm so glad you kicked her to the curb! People who are toxic, breed toxicity, and we don't want that around here. All good things for Ashley, we need to see her star rise!! (write a book) ;)