Monday, January 14, 2008

How Do I Look?

I just came out in one of my new outfits and Mr. Ashley saw me and didn't say one thing. Would it freaking kill him to notice?

Just in case he failed to see that I'm not wearing the obligatory Old Navy lounge pants or the $29 jeans, I asked him if I looked pregnant in my new shirt. Anyone with a brain knows that this is code for "I'm wearing something new, tell me how gorgeous and skinny I look and that you can't help but to throw the little kid in his cage and ravish me right here in the foyer."

But instead he just said that I didn't look pregnant.

Okay, thanks so much.

Just for that, I'm going to Loehmann's once I pick Big Kid up from school and I'm buying myself a new wardrobe of panties. One of my New Year's resolutions was to throw away all granny panties and buy new undies that made me feel pretty. This seemed a little extravagant to do right after Christmas, and I thought of it again yesterday but felt bad after spending $100 on clothes, but to hell with it. I deserve it.


Anonymous said...

I'm sorry he didn't notice. Men can be . . . (insert one of many, many adjectives here). I say buy the panties!!

I'd also like to say that I'm sure everyone would agree that we are all thrilled that you are back to posting on a regular basis! I've been laughing my butt off for the last 30 minutes going through all of the new ones!


Anonymous said...

Lucky Big Kid- Shopping for pretty underwear with his mom! I'm sure it will come out in therapy when he's older. Be sure to post his comments on that one, that kid cracks me up!

Sasha said...

Here's the problem I see: the cute, non-granny undies just aren't comfy. I just don't have the time to dash in the bathroom every 20 minutes to put them back where they are supposed to be.

Mr. Sasha dreams of silky, printed fabrics, but it just ain't happening. (thought I'd throw in an ain't for ya)

clemsongirlandthecoach said...

Seriously Ashley, granny panties? I really pictured you quite differently... hee hee

I'm a big fan of the bikinis from Body by Victoria. Just enough coverage. For my huge ass that is.